Foreword: A letter from a fan
Preface: Two guys who like sports and each other
Eight hours in a Buffalo Wild Wings in Dallas
Ok, so what the hell is this all about? A consultation with Dr. Fandom
Fear and loathing and minions and smurfs and the Jamaican bobsled team at the world darts championship
How is this even possible?! Shohei Ohtani, rocket launcher
Can you microwave fandom?
May the fourth be with you
The Posnanski pickleball challenge
How is this even possible?! Carlos Alcaraz, dimension jumper
The little brother of war
A most improbable love: How a boy in England found a lost ballplayer
The dream sequence. Mike goes to Anfield
A portrait of the Liverpool fan as a young man
I really didn't need that stew
Collecting: A symphony in seven movements
How is this even possible?! Megan Amram, crossword maestro
The double peak! Notes from an NBA lunatic
Boo Michigan / Hail Michigan
The dream sequence. Joe looks for magic
What do you get for the man who's seen everything?
How is this even possible?! Victor Wembanyama, space alien
'It is important to activate the part of your brain that is happy about something'
The double Schur challenge
A tradition unlike any other
Becoming a hockey fan, vol. 1: Skating with the Shib Sibs
Becoming a hockey fan, vol. 2: Maple syrup, broken collarbones, and fuckin' Shaymus McFadden
'I was excited by the fact that some people found it repellent'
Afterword: The trip we didn't take, or Midnight in the garden of good and baseball, or Joe and Mike and the Sweet Adelines
