The language of medicine: sit, stay, diagnose!
Medical professionals: you can't tell the players without a program
Ambulances: you wanna go where everybody knows your number
Hospitals: what you really need to know before you gotta go
The admission: you are going in! you are going in!
About drugs: the dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy
Medical mistakes: to err is human, but you still need a lawyer
The business of medicine: the best things in life are free, but I still need your copay
The future: how foggy is my crystal ball?