A swingin' teenager

Three wishes

My golden childhood

Girls, guitars, and glory

The ugliest kid in the world

Not your regulation USO tour

Back through the looking glass

Fame and famine

Illegal (Hollwood sex-rat) alien

America on $180 a month

The Americanization of Ricky

So long, chickens; thanks for the eggs

What's the point of being a doctor if everyone dies?

We have ignition

Sex, more sex, and rock and roll (no real drugs to speak of)

My depression

Of hawks and the Island of the Long White Cloud

A better destination

How bad could it be? Pretty fucking bad, actually

Darkness at noon

Healing to do

Big boys do cry

Where it all began

In overdrive.