From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Introduction: Dead Dad Jokes
Chapter 1: The Low Country
Chapter 2: The Ghosts Enter the Chat
Chapter 3: Paperwhites Are the Friendliest Flower
Chapter 4: Frozen Blueberries
Chapter 5: I Know Why the Redfish Are Smiling
Chapter 8: No, Eva, There Is No Santa Claus
Chapter 9: Queen of a Thousand Thongs
Chapter 10: Cock It and Pull It
Chapter 12: The Sugar Plum Fairy Is for Suckers
Chapter 13: Things You Should Never Do, Just to Be on the Safe Side
Chapter 14: Bun on the Run
Chapter 16: Scary Monsters
Chapter 17: Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers
Chapter 18: The World Was My Oyster, and Then I Got Shucked
Chapter 19: Love and Death in the Time of COVID
Chapter 20: Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Chapter 21: The Bullshit Remains
Chapter 22: When Frogs Fly
Chapter 23: When I Grow Up, I Want to Be a Ghost Cowboy
Chapter 24: Slow Dancing in the Courthouse
Chapter 26: Two Tears in a Bucket, Motherfuck It
Epilogue: Cypress Trees Believe in God
