Introduction

Part One: Caught between a rock and a hot flash

Men get hot, women sweat

My height, my weight, my business

Onnay'all is lyin'

Where my hose at?

God's perfect timing

Advanced maternal age

Part Two: Can you ghost your family in heaven? Cups and ice

Bless this food

Heavenly Uber

Southern funerals

Grow guts

All because of Caramel Cake

Recipes

Part Three: I'd rather chew glass than talk ugly... but crunch, crunch, here we go. Throw stones

Bad apples give good advice

An egg bowl full of nuts

Naggin' wife

Kill 'em with kindness

Sommay'all

Unspoken prayer request

Conclusion: Let me put one last bug in your ear.