Introduction: Ponderin' the yonderin'
Part 1: Round here: the South
Asheville, North Carolina
Charleston, South Carolina
Is it the South? Florida edition
Panama City Beach, Florida
Is it the South? Texas edition
Part 2: Over yonder: the rest of America
A note on Hawaii and Alaska
New England travel ad-lib
Sidebar: Canada and Mexico
Part 3: Yonder yonder: England and Scotland
International championship gas station snack food brackets
Yonder yonder travel ad-lib
What they thought of us yonder yonder
Across the pond travel bingo
A note on really old shit yonder yonder
Conclusion: One more thing before we mosey on out!