Introduction: Suppose they gave a war and nobody knew

World War C : munitions of the mind

North Korea : Eternal Leader's rocket becomes glorious submarine to fool puppet forces

United States : eighty percent of success is showing up

China : the panda that eats, shoots, and leaves

Russia : in Russia, president assassinates you

Islamic terror : when Jihad Johnny comes marching home

Iran : I went to the store and they still don't have whiskey

what kind of nuclear deal is this?

The Left : workplace violence, safe spaces, and other politically correct nonsense

Information America : we have met the enemy and it's not us

Conclusion: Solutions for a new age.