Ughhh! Books are the worst!
Books : what are they, and what are they good for?
A brief history of books : who were the first readers and writers?
Getting started : where can I find books now?
A guide to finding books by section
How to talk to others about books
Appendix A. AGHH! I finished reading one book and now my parents are forcing me to go to college : surviving the ultimate literary world
Appendix B. How to start your own book club
Appendix C. How a book killed my father.
