The kid part: dying of a guilty conscience and other totally normal childhood fears
The growing-up part: it's my body and I'll cry (and eat chips) if I want to
The Getting-your-act-together part: I'm not a regular morn, I'm LIT (really going to make sure I get this parenting stuff right)
The relaxing-that-getting-your-act-together-takes-your-whole-life part: "Hey, Alexa, order more toilet paper".
